Don't trust this face
Team	Trainer: Killua Zoldyck Speciality: AGE: 15, Arival Date: February 2011     5,955,533 Inventory x7x23x18 x3x0x11 x5 x10 x15 Trainer Handbook | PokéGear | Go-Goggles | Bicycle | Berry Bag Skateboard | 20 outfits | Sleeping bag | Toiletries | candy molds	IC Contact Honeyed Soul Permission Contacts CR Route29

( Who that pokemon )

[The sun was slowly peaking over the horizon, the sunshine illuminating Honeyed soul headquarters. As light began to shine through his window, Killua was slowly waking up. He didn’t feel getting up just yet, he tries to turn to the side to face away from the light. When he finally noticed something fuzzy and with a slight weight to it resting on his left hand. He frown slightly only his eyes just enough to look at the what he was holding, a Joltik. ]

[Yawn] Izutsushi get off, I want to go back to sleep.

[The Joltik in question blinks at him before scurrying off the bed, he yawns lightly before trying to get back to sleep when after a few minutes he feels something on his head.]

Izutsushi, I told you to get off already.

[He doesn’t even open his eyes this time,  he can feel the little bug Pokemon get off. He’s only given a minute of peace before he feels like something by his foot. He bolts upright and pulls back his covers.]

Izutsushi! Cut it out-

[This is when Killua remembers that he had left Izutsushi in the PC last week and what he sees confirms it. Instead of seeing his little Joltik by his foot, there were four of them. That looked at him with their little jeweled like eyes before disappearing down the sides of the bed. That’s when Killua noticed there were Joltiks EVERYWHERE on the bed, climbing the walls, and coming out from a crack in the door. Hell he could barely see the floor, it was just a sea of yellow and blue. At this point Killua could does the most logical thing.]

WHAT THE HELL! BOTAN WE GOT A PROBLEM!

[His yelling could be heard throughout the whole building even down the street.]

—Several hours later—

[The video starts with Killua looking more then a bit annoyed and frazzled, there were at least three nesting in his hair and another climbing down his arm to his hand that currently holding the gear. ]

Does anyone want a Joltik or twenty, our building is experiencing a bit of an infestation. It seems like someone left our industrial panning machine running on generator. These guys came in for the free electrical fest.

Since Botan and I don’t want to be closed down on a major health violation. I’m gonna have to ask if some of you could come up wit- [he pause looking down at his shirt, he sits down the gear. Though one could see him as he pulls back his shirt’s collar and reaches in grabbing a wandering Joltik and putting it down to the side. He just huffs before picking his gear back up]

As I was saying we need to get them out and fast.

So anyone got any bright ideas?

After thinking about it, it’s nearly that time of year again. The day that I came to this weird as world in the first place. I’ve been here over five years, I’m nearly seventeen and I started my own business to avoid having to work with idiotic weirdos that I didn’t know.

[He’ll ignore that fact that he ended up traveling with a bunch of weirdo assassins at the beginning, that’s different.]

I’ve been in a pretty good mood reminiscing actually put me in a good mood,so I thought I have some fun. Since that big old heart day is coming up. I’d be happy to sooth everyone hearts with some free chocolate or some other sweets in the form of a surprise box. So you wont know what you’ll get plus I’ll toss in something for you Pokemon too.

Hell I’ll even send some to your sweetheart if you are too broke or spineless to do it yourself. Aren’t I sweet.

[For once, he decided to not do something too weird or insane while bored.]

Just drop me a line or stop by my place in goldenrod and I’ll see what I can do for you.

So setting up for the summer menu, has more then taken up my time. We didn’t get to do our spring event. I had been looking to you people getting messy. Oh well. Thanks to Rise, we will be having a special end of summer event planned for Honeyed Soul. Not only can anyone enter people and Pokémon. You guys don’t even need to be in Goldenrod to take part.

[He is well aware that some people really hate coming back to goldenrod considering how easy it is to get stuck here]

I am proud to announce Honeyed Souls, Sweet summer souls contest!

Where cuteness is justice and the only way to win. I’m not going to give away everything that just yet but here are the basics.

This is a video and photo contest, we will announce various themes and you submit pictures or videos entries of fulling those themes. Each theme can be for people, Pokémon or both. Now to make this more fun, it doesn’t have to be you that fulfills the theme, anyone can be entered as long as you take a picture of video of them fulfilling the theme. So for example if the theme is cute hair clips. Gym leader Whitney could enter Falkner, if she takes of picture of him wearing a cute hair clip and submits it to us. Super simple right?

Anyway I’m here to take to ask you all for ideas for themes to use for the competition. Any will do as long as it can involve cuteness. Hell I’ll even accept cute teeth brushing if I have too.

Here I thought I wouldn’t need to do anymore HS announcements for a while. Well if you’re sick of hearing about it from me too bad for you, I don’t care about that.

[Behind him, Cotton Candy, the Zoroark is pouting, even going as far as making an illusion of a mini rain cloud appear over his head. ]

What I do care about is finding a mascot for Honeyed Soul. Our reason is that we have souls in our title and you would assume we’d have some sort of mascot, we don’t. So to fix that little mistake, I’m calling to you guys for help once more, aren’t you all lucky. To Honeyed Soul employees and friends of those employees, all I ask is simple. Nominate a ghost type from your teams for the official mascot for Honeyed Soul. Then we’ll choose from whose nominated as the our big star.

Oh and this is for ghost types only, unless you want your Pokémon parading around in sheets acting like ghosts. [He says this as his previously sulking Zoroark perks up and runs upstairs to grab a sheet. Killuasighs before moving on.]

Anyway if you nominate them you better make a good case about why they should be the mascot.  This means you'll have to say more than "because they want to as an answer". So you better make it good.

[With that he shuts off the camera.]

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( Around Goldenrod )

Do you want to be paid to eat free tasty food? Do you not want to work for the idiotic locals? Are you just bored and need a distraction before this world throws us huge chaoic events once again. Well if so why not join Honeyed Soul? The best sweet business around.

[He really misses when thing get chaotic though to be honest.]

Hello my name is Killua, co owner of Honeyed Soul, the other owner is my lovely friend Botan. I’m here on the network to find new people to join us. Honeyed Soul is like I said is a sweets business, we sell homemade goods and confections. While we are usually  a gear order business there is a shop down in Goldenrod where you can pick up stuff fresh. 

[It's also located in the Dojo, which is all sort of devious when you think about it.  ]

It’s come to my attention that we probably need a few more people then we currently have.The jobs we are hoping to fill goes as followed. We could do with a new chef, including Botan and myself we only have four. Someone to help mange the business would also be good. We need another delivery person, just having one isn’t going to cut it. We are lacking in permanent taste testers too. Then there is the advertising side of things which we have nothing, except word of mouth to go on.

[Looking back it’s weird how well they’ve done so far. Then again there is no one competing with them and they gave away a lot of free samples.]

If you wish to apply for anything just call me back here.

((OCC: here the ic post about signing up for honeyed soul, there is a chance of thread jacking from other employees. If you are interested and want to know more just go here for info. I'm also linking a plurk for everyone to come and ask questions.))

Are you ready yet? I already started the video.

[The brat sounds mildly annoyed but he’s still in good spirits if that smile has anything to do with it. He’s holding the gear away from what he’s looking at.

The response to his question is a hard brush throw at his face, he leans out of the way.]

You two are the ones that wanted to show off, I’m not going to wait around all day for you both.

[A fire ball is the next thing that flies at him and he leans of the way again. Killua picks up a glass of water sitting close by and doses the flames.]

Does that mean you’re ready now?
[A smug growl is heard in the background followed by a soft hum.] You are great. Let’s get this show over with.

[He looks down at the gear.]

Alright people, Lussuria and Cain are here to blow your minds, their words not mine. We ran into a pretty interesting shop while in Blackthorn and these two are ready to show off what they got.

[The view changes to a lone Gardevoir wearing an elegant shawl that's covering part of it’s side. One would assume that’s what the big reveal is but with a flick of it’s wrist the shawl comes flying off.

What the shawl covered is the true surprise, on the Gardevoir’s right side is a tattoo. That a large black flowery design reaches up to it shoulder and ends a bit past it’s hip. Lussuria poses for a minute showing off it’s tattoo proudly before stepping aside with a saucy wink.

The source of the fire ball from early stomps into view, a Charizard. Unlike Lussuria, Cain’s tattoos are much simpler in design but it still has an impact. Dark red stripes are all over it’s body with a big mask like mark covering it’s face. Not to be out done with dramatics, Charizard gives a roar spreading it’s wing to show off all it marks. When Cain stops he simply lays down and goes for a nap. The camera turns back to Killua.]

I wasn’t expecting run into a tattoo parlor of all things much less get some for my Pokemon, but these two insisted. [Well Lussuria was the pushy one, Cain just followed after seeing a design he liked at the parlor.]

I really need to stop spoiling you gu-[Killua doesn’t finish his train of thought as Lussuria drags him into a hug. He doesn’t even struggle use to the affection of his crazy Gardevoir by now. It looks like he isn't going anywhere for a while.]

[If anyone been having a dull day, then a somewhat pensive Killua is here to liven things up. ]

Its a brand new year and I am still pondering about something big that I found out last year.

I know you guys didn’t forget about that weird ass weekend in November, well when that happened, I got a slammed with some really confusing memories. However I hadn’t had time to dwell on them after Gon left and all my Honeyed soul work. Thanks to a conversation I had at the New Year’s party I can’t really ignore this anymore. So here goes~

[He takes a deep breath and prepares for the shit storm he might end up causing.]

Long story ,short this isn’t the only dimension that I’ve ended up in other than my own. [Maybe he shortened the story a little bit too much, but at this point his headache is winning over giving all the details.]

In fact, I’m not the only one, in that place called Jump World, I saw quite a few other people I’ve met in this world here or otherwise. Yusuke, Naruto, Vegeta and Sasuke are some of the people that I met there. Apparently there, everyone was in groups trying to win a competition to see who was the strongest. It makes no sense at all.

[He is not even going to mention the fact that he had lost a fight to a cop of all people.]

I’ve gotten use to the fact that that I might be in two places at once. Now, I had all that information dumped on me and I had fight a clone of myself on the same day. Sorry that I didn’t share this sooner but at least you know now.

[He just shrugs before turning off the video. He has a mighty need for some hot chocolate to soothe his mind and he doesn't care to wait. ]

Why am I doing this again? [Is all that heard at first as the video is pitch black. The chatter of Pokémon is heard in response.] Oh yeah, Botan said it was going to cheer me up…somehow. Whatever we got business to get to.

[That’s when the lights turn on, the view what anyone would expect isn’t. There is beautiful person in plum patterned kimono standing in front of a large displayed of baked goods. A matching hair clip, keeps their soft white hair out of their eyes. Their bright eyes sparkle with mischief and there is a smirk on their painted lips. The voice that comes out of that person mouth is shocking.]

I’ve know you all been waiting well now it’s time for Honeyed Soul end of season sale. We have plenty of delicious items on our menu for you to try.

[…If anyone is wondering why the pretty person sounds like Killua. It’s because it is Killua. It’s easy to forget that while he is an obnoxious bratty punk from hell, he can be attractive and adorable. To the point if someone put their mind to it he could pass as a girl quite easily. Botan is hoping the shock reactions he’ll get from this stunt will cheer him up. She knows that if there is one that Killua’s likes, it’s laughing at people making fools of themselves.]

Not only do we have our fall menu lined up, we have mega collection. These spiked goods are strictly for adults if you aren’t of age I’m sorry to we can’t take your money.

Like last time we’ll be adding new item to our main menu. This time it’s Eevee fudge, tasty fudge that comes into plenty of flavors

So come buy from Honeyed Soul, treat yourself to sweets untold.

[Once the video is over a link to the End of Fall menu is sent]

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( Menu here )

Since the wonderful insanity from last month is over, it’s time for work. [He says wishfully, why did the chaos have to last for so little a time. It's not fair.]

We’ve collect all the feedback on everything, spiked goods included. So the end of season sale will be happening next week.

But more importantly as thanks for helping us out, Botan and I are hosting a Winter fest party at the Dojo for employees and customers alike. There will be food, fun and fighting. [There is no need to elaborate on that last part, it’s not important.] Also all employees will be getting their bonus during the time of the fest. For our normal taste testers, you get a choice of gift basket with any five items from the main menu. For the spiked taste testers you can get one bottle of any alcohol we still have in stock and the gift basket. To are two chefs, you get free diner. [Honestly he’s not being nice so much as getting rid of a bit of excess ingredients before next year..]

If everything works out and we don’t have a supernatural disasters hit then the party should be be the week after the winter sale.

[That should be everything…except.]

Oh and if you are watching this and wish to work for Honeyed Soul then we are always looking for new employees.

[Come work for the ex-assassin and the grim reaper, you’ll be payed well.]

[The excitement of waking up with his powers back has certainly wore off about the 8th time it happens. Killua had decided to just treat the next few days as a really chaotic weekend and relax. Maybe he could find some of his friends in the mess and have a spar. Or he could check out sights as random newcomers fluid the streets. That was what Killua was going to at least.

Unfortunately as he walks down the street a rather bright light shining down upon them. A deep from above calls down to him.]

Mighty jump warrior, this is no time lazy about during the festival.

Wha-GAAAHHH!

[Before he could react to whatever the heck is going on. He clutches his head in pain as sudden memories rapidly stream into his mind. He almost falls to his knees with the sudden information dump. Seeing world even stranger then the one he is currently in, meeting the most interesting folks. Losing to some weird cop.

This goes on for a minute though to Killua it felt like days.]

Ahhh now I get why people go into a coma. This headache is brutal.

[He blinks noticing that the light, jump god, had vanish but he had left behind besides a migraine. There is a weird cosmic colored mass floating near Killua. It swirls around flowing in no particular pattern before condensing into a solid shape. One that is entirely too familiar for Killua.]

I should be more freaked out by this. Honestly I’m glad these days wont be boring.

[He literally says to himself, as in front of him is an exact clone of Killua. The blood lust the brat is giving off clearly shows what he wants.  The original brat looks at him for a moment before smirking.]

Don't worry, I'm more then happy to play with you~

[With that the two seeming disappear in a flash of blue lighting. Loud booms and explosions can be heard from all over as the two brats collide in battle.]

Out of all the pokémon, that have shown up recently this one is confusing me the most.

[He tilts his gear up to show a sleeping Vivillon on his head for a moment before pointing it back at his face.]

Now, it isn’t the fact that its a butterfly or anything. I was excepting some sort of flying bug from the two bug pokémon, I was able to get last month. I’m calling it a Pixelfly for now, since that what those scales have been reminding me of. No this is what’s confusing me.

[He turns the gear the to the left and there is another Vivillon with a completely different pattern. I's sitting a counter, cleaning it's antennae]

When they evolved, they turned into these guys, but here is the confusing part. Either of one is a shiny, when they were just little Caterpillar like bugs, they were the exact same color. Yet here we are and for a split second I thought maybe it was a gender difference or area difference that caused it. But they are the same gender and they evolved at almost the same time. Yet here are the results.

Even weirder when I went to the pokémon center today, I saw another two, one with a pokéball pattern and another that was mostly white. How many different forms do these pixelflies have?

I know some you out there like boozes, I don’t particular care for any of that crap. Yet, I have been holding on to quite a bit of it after a…friend of mine left. I plan on using them for Honeyed Soul goodies, but I’ll need proper tasters for what I’ve already made with some of it.

Botan and I certainly aren’t going to give them a try, I wouldn’t trust my Pokemon under any sort of influential substance.

[A lot of his Pokemon are already sort of messed up. He doesn’t need them getting drunk on sweets as well.]

So I’m asking you guys over the network. I have five items I need to tasted; to see if they are fit for business. I can have them delivered easily to you, no need to be in Goldenrod. As a taster for Honeyed Soul, you’d be getting free treats and I’ll pay you, 2500P for each item under needed assessment. For a grand total of 12500P.

[While he is a brat, he does no how to take care of people who help him.]

I have to go, but the list of items and their information is attach to this video. Contact me if you are interested.

( Attached list )

Thanks to the sudden downpour yesterday I wasn't able to make announcement. Honeyed soul is having a summers ended sale with special seasonal items and putting a new product on are menu

Unfortunately, some of the special edition items need to be restocked.

[The reason why can clearly be seen snuggling next to Killua: four little kittens and one big dog munching down on said snacks.]

I'm also sorry to add that deliveries will have to be delayed as well. If you are in Goldenrod you can just pick up your order at the dojo. Honeyed Soul is not held liable if you happen to get hit with cat or dog on the way here.

That's about it. Botan and I have these...foldens and a poodle to deal with.

[Botan isn't actually helping to deal with them. She is happily cooing at the kittens in her arms. Not that Killua is doing much either as he is the one that's currently feeding the pokemon laying him.]

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[Attached to the video is a link to their main menu and a text with their brand new item and season special items. ]

 

( Special menu )

 

Everyone's got a name or at least something close to it. But do you guys know what your names actually mean, or the reason you were given that name? We give pokémon names to set them apart, but does the way you name yours mean anything special? I just named this guy Lemon Twist since he reminds me of striped lemon candy.

[It’s been a boring day, for once Killua didn’t feel like doing something insane. Instead he’s just laying on his Dunesparce.]

It's interesting when you think about it: someone or you yourself has been given this word to identify by and it could have some really deep mean behind it. It could be something that a person thought sounded cute but in the end it's pretty sucky for you. For example, someone could have named their kid after a word that sounds cool yet it could mean horse-shit in the language its from.

I sort of lucked out with the way my parents named me and my siblings, but it has me wondering about everyone else. So tell me what your names mean.

[Finally back in the golden city, Killua was coming back to Pokemart, his little Sliggoo happily playing in the rain as he walks. He pauses for remembering something important, so he pulls out his gear.]

I almost forgot today s my birthday, I’m sure some of you will have some good for me~ I’m back in Goldenrod with Gon and Botan so you’ll know where to send any gifts you’d li-

( Evolution surprises or why killua should pay attention when things evolve )

(OOC: It’s Killua birthday, I finally remember to post about it on time.)

[Situations that you don’t expect to find yourself in. Being covered in kittens, wide eyed unblinking kittens.



They are apparently psychic too with the mental calls he hears, unless someone else is asking to play and give them treats. The brat is pretty sure he was in a hotel building and not in the middle of the road  when he went to bed. He is close to one of the cities though he is pretty sure weren't any giant crystal things sticking out of them.  Finally clue that something is a bit off is a feeling that part of his soul is finally working again.

For Killua it took him a few moments to figure out what’s going on.]

The weird weekend started early, didn’t it?

[All the little Espurrs are still clamoring for attention, mewing softly. One really daring one decide to sleep on top of Killua’s head. Killua just takes a few in his arms and cuddles them a bit.]

Well this is way better then Mike attacking a city for the third time in the row. It was getting boring dealing with that shit.

Misdreavus scares people with a creepy, sobbing cry. The Pokémon uses its red gems to absorb the fear of foes and victims to turn it into nutrition. Its evolved form Mismagius, chants incantations to usually torment their targets but some of their chants can cause happiness. A Mismagius, can feed on fear as well consider it still has those same jewels

[As he speaks, a distorted giggle can be heard echoing slightly.]

The funny thing is, thanks to me and previous company, my Mismagius Wonka has adapted in an interesting way. She doesn’t need to cause fear herself as much anymore. Oh no, she learned a much faster way to get large amounts of what she wants. She adapted to the point where she can sense blood lust in people. If someone is giving off killing intent then someone else is more than likely scared shitless nearby.

[He shrugs, not mentioning exactly how he might have caused that. The giggles are slowly getting louder.]

I’ve been wondering about this, but has anyone else’s pokémon adapted their natural behavior in an interesting way? I don’t mean stuff you teach them directly either, just stuff they picked up as a direct result with being around non-locals. Would being able to use the gear count as one of those things. I’ve never seen a message or video from a pokémon that was raised by someone born in this world.

It’s interesting to think about.

[From sensing blood lust to learning how to type in a short amount of time, pokémon sure are amazing. You know what else is amazing, how Killua has been ignoring that giggling for so long. He doesn’t even flinch when it sounds like it right next to him. You don’t get to see what it is as he shuts off his gear.]

[It’s not every day you wake up and find out that your pokemon have become a dine and dasher. Then again this is just a normal day in Killua’s life, one of his pokemon committing some sort of crime. He has to find a sensible way to deal with it so he doesn’t get arrested.

Today’s perpetrator is his Zoroark, Cotton Candy. ]

Does anyone have a good list of gourmet recipes? I don’t mind if it’s human or pokemon based recipes as long as it’s gourmet, I’m fine with them. I really don’t want to get arrested because someone doesn’t want to settle for having hamburgers for a day. No, he has to have the pepper-crusted filet Mignon with Cabernet mushroom sauce.

[ He rolls his eyes, hearing a mild whining coming from off screen.]

Gourmet or exotic stuff, I don’t care as long as it’s good.

[It's been a while since Killua popped up on the network, he is looking pretty relax at the moment. He is gently brushing the soft fur of his Absol, with a smile on his face. ]

I have a question for everyone, what sort of holidays do you celebrate or take part in. My family doesn't really celebrate for things like holidays, except for birthdays, but those are mixed bag at best. [That seems to be running theme when it comes to his family.]

The only time I've really celebrated holidays is in this world. Though I have to say Halloween is by far my favorite. [It doesn't even matter if horrible things happen that is what made the whole holiday even better in his eyes.]

With Christmas coming up it just got me thinking about it is all. [He nudges the Absol off his lab before standing up and stretching for a moment. He turns to the camera suddenly smirking about something.]

Oh and before for I go, a word of warning to whoever trying to find my gifts to them. You'll find out on Christmas like everyone else. And, there is nothing that you can do about it. [It looks like he is feeling much better if he's making subtle threats to people.]